'EVIL BONG'
Full Moon Pictures
'13 NIGHTS OF ELVIRA'
SEASON 1, EPISODE 4
Produced By CHARLES BAND
Directed By; RICHARD BAND
Cast; TOMMY CHONG and Others.
Hosted By ELVIRA
CASSANDRA PETERSON as ELVIRA.
'Queen B' Productions' - 2006 & STREAMING on 'AMAZON-'PRIME' & TUBI-TV.

Hi Kids!

It's your Horror/Cult 420-Honey......DITA DIRT NAP!
This week in Honor of 420 , I bring you the Low-Budget Horror/Comedy from DITA-Fave FULL MOON PICTURES , entitled; 'EVIL BONG' Hosted By ELVIRA.

Take a look at the 100 percent Herbal Trailer of EVIL BONG by Clicking here, Hon> https://youtu.be/LfMKtD_c3UA?si=I2n-iWlGOozSlDbI 

 The Tag-Line reads; 'Dude, it's one scary trip!'

Now the story starts out with a Three Stoners sharing an Apartment. A Jock, a Surfer, and the brand new roomie , a Nerd. Stereo-typical but lends to hilarity, hon. DITA has to mention before I forget that right away, one of the boys nasty/angry grandfathers stops by their apartment to have the boys meet his new old-bitty of a wife. The grand-son spouts lines like this about his new step grandmother; she's a dusty old vaginal-scab-bitch who if she uncrosses her legs, moths would fly out of her crotch! Yikes!

Any-Boo, long story shorter. The boys see a ad for a haunted bong and of course , order it. It arrives and looks like a female-bong with a face even. The boys invite over a typical dumb-cheerleader and her book-smart but hot friend Janet over to party. They par-take of the afore mentioned Evil-Bong. Of course the Surfer-Dude is the first to be over-dose on Miss-Bong. She then sucks out his soul and lures it into her - Bong-World which of course is filled w/topless strippers . His stripper is wearing a vampire-skull bra that when she kisses the surfer-dude, her bra attacks, bears its fangs and bites his neck till he's dead.

Meanwhile , back in the real world, he appears dead to his brain-dead room mates and in the end they decide to throw his body in the basement trash-room of the apartment building they live at. The next to fall to the Miss Evil-Bong's allure, which by the way, the she-bong talks, hon, is the Dumb-Jock roomie, who over-tokes, then of course finds himself in the High-Times Stripper-World with a stripper who was a ex sex-buddy girl who he once said gave him hummers w/what he compare to her having teeth like a 'purr-rah-nah'.  So she reminds him of that and btw, she wears a Lip-Bra and tries to give him another 'purr-rah-nah-hummer', babe, if you know what I mean! LOL! What a way to go thinks DITA!

BTW, a special 420 Shout-Out to DITA's good friend and Neighbor; 'THE MAD DR.-D'.  Happy 420, Hon!!! Smoke a bowl, D!

Now Back to DITA's Review. They get a visitor at their door, who is the former owner of the Evil-Haunted Bong who is played perfectly by the Infamous 420-Enthusiast TOMMY CHONG!  He tells them his wife got rid of his bong without warning purchasers that it is a evil-bong that can kill. Tommy tells the Nerdy Guy who has at this point hooks up w/the Brainy hot chick; Janet.  He tells him that before he tries to go into the evil-bongs world to save his roomie-friends w/Janet/Hot Smart Chick , that if he takes vitamins, once he's inside the bong-stripper world, they will knock-out his terminal high as well as Janet. Nerd/hero smokes from the bong for the first time, uh, ever and tries to rescue all his friends , including his one roomies dumb cheerleader girlfriend.

Long story , a little shorter, Tommy Chong, who btw, is a Hot-Wheels enthusiast, stays in the boys apartment and tries unsuccessfully to resist the She-Devil Bong-stress's, evil weed-fumes. First before that he tries to kill the Evil-Bong by taking a hammer to her. When that fails as she is break-proof and possesses a strong funny persona, he tries a DITA-Favorite tool, a chainsaw. When that fails, he ends up smoking her. Which of course, he ends up in the bong-world and tricks her/miss evil-bong. She tells him to bring it on. Tommy Chong/Evil Bong Owner then surprise the evil 420-Bitch by ripping open his shirt to reveal he has strapped a pack of dynamite to his chest and lights it and throws it at her, killing her and sadly him too.

In other words, Chong saves the day, my little 'HIGH-SCHOOL CONFIDENTIALS'. ( A Mamie Van Doren Weed-Movie Reference for you, Babe! LOL!) Click here to see MAMIE VAN DOREN's Anti-Weed Cult Flick, the Full Movie called; 'HIGH SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL' by Clicking hereto see it now, Hon> https://youtu.be/3_-QOeBkQzw?si=k9EmGefHnfn65qfy

Now, faster than you can say; 'MARY-JANE', everyone is alive and back safely at the stoners apartment, all safe and sound! Cut back to the Bong-World which is now run happily by TOMMY CHONG's character and all the Top-less Strippers.  He says; I WANT YOU GIRLS TO PLAY WITH MY........MY......'Hot-Wheels'. Which they do, and the movie closes w/Tommy running 'hot-wheels' cars over the strippers bare breasts! Ya gotta love it, Hon! Mota, Boobies, Fun Stereo-types and TOMMY CHONG, Man! Party on says DITA!

This movies by the way, has spawned more that 7 or 8 Sequels or more now. One of them is even called; 'GINGER DEAD MAN VS. EVIL BONG'. LOL, but true, my little Horror/Cult Roach-Clips! Click here to see that Culty little Trailer, Hon> https://youtu.be/-eqxHsL7Y3g?si=V5hCIy1ugNMoIbHZ  Also Click here to see another Weed/Cult Flick called; 'REEFER MADNESS'> https://youtu.be/w4MpWMBxO-U?si=qyW6zp9B5nkwdkS8

Now this Culty-420 Flick; 'HIGH SCHOLL CONFIDENTIAL' was very entertaining as low-budget horror-comedy films go and was enjoyed by DITA and all her many munchies.
DITA gives it a 'HIGH'-Score of 3 SKULLS OUT OF A 3 SKULLS Score!

Don't take my word for it, Kids, just Stream it either on TUBI-TV and Streaming on 'Prime-Video!' Her Collection from FULL MOON PICTURES Films that she Host 13 of em, Hon is called;'13 NIGHTS OF ELVIRA' , and even includes DITA-Fave; 'LEMORA; LADY DRACULA' aka 'LEMORA; A CHILDS TALE OF THE SUPERNATURAL' found on 'Prime-Video', kids. She even pops up during the EVIL-BONG Film and counts how many times Tommy Chong says; MAN! 31 Times to be exact, kids! Elvira is again at her poke-fun best hosting; EVIL BONG' and at the End/Outro run Hot-Wheels over her, ahem , milky white breasts and even crashes it into to her 'mammary-wall', then her own EVIL-BONG arrives and she of course tokes it, blows out rainbow-colored smoke and appears out of it and mumbles, oh yeah; 'UNPLEASANT DREAMS, MAN!" And uh few more goodies! Love it, love it, love it!  She then passes out asleep on her infamous red-velvet couch!

Click here to see that funny green-clip of her Outro> https://youtu.be/LfMKtD_c3UA?t=38

#HappyFourTwenty
On 4/20/26...........

Until next week,
'CHAINSAW-KISSES',
DITA ('WICKED WEED') DIRT NAP
(Click here to see that Music-Video from tonight's Film called; 'WICKED WEED';'> https://youtu.be/TZ52ShbV0LM  )

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As usual here are DITA-Suggested Websites as follows;
www.legendfilms.com
www.MyMovieMonsters.com  Home of Scary Monsters Magazine
www.stopasianhate.info
www.thenewbev.com New Beverly Cinema
www.420.com  Grow Your Future with Cannabis Stocks and Marijuana News
www.facebook.com/TommyChong
www.radiohalloween.com
www.primevideo.com
www.hulu.com
www.tubitv.com
www.elvira.com Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
www.fangoria.com
www.electricduskdrivein.com
www.facebook.com/DJDugGraves  (Listen to 'DUG GRAVES Horror-Radio Show' Every Friday Night, my little 'coffin-creepers!")
www.netflix.com

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