"SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA'
FULL MOON PICTURES
URBAN CLASSICS
A Titan Production
Directed By 'DITA-Fave'; DAVID DECOTEAU
Starring; DITA-FAVE: LINNEA QUIGLEY,
Michelle Bauer, Brinke Stevens,
Robin Rochelle, etc.
1988 DVD and Streaming on 'AMAZON-PRIME' & TUBI-TV!
Greetings My Little 'Spider-Bites!'
Tis I, your Horror/Cult Hot-Chick, DITA DIRT NAP!
So this week DITA brings you one of my personal favorites, the Cult-Classic;
'SORRORITY BABES IN THE SLIME BALL BOWL-O-RAMA'. Also from one of my Favorite
Openly-Gay Horror-Directors; DAVID DECOTEAU who DITA once had the pleasure of
having Lunch w/years ago , just to pick his brain. He told me he worked at a
'break-neck' pace and was partial to working w/young people mostly and even
invited my Agent/Creator; Darell Erazo to visit any of his future sets to watch
him work. Very nice ,creative intelligent man which I still hope to do an
"Online-Interview' with someday, Hon! DITA Loves his work! Any-Boo, take a
look at the Culty-Cool Trailer by Clicking here>
https://youtu.be/VcTPpBRF3AM
By the way, David used the same set from this film to immediately start filming
another Cult Classic w/the same 3 'Scream-Queens' from Sorority Babes called;
'THE NIGHTMARE SISTERS'. Now this Film; 'Sorority Babes In The Slime Ball
Bowl-O-Rama' which DITA loves was first watched by me and my good friend
'Devilish-Debra' back in the 80's on the old show on the USA Network called; 'UP
ALL NITE' w/Rhonda Shear, who I also love! To see a Clip from that 80's Show
w/Rhonda Shear Hosting this Film along w/her Guest from the Film LINNEA QUIGLEY,
(Fun-Fact last count LINNEA has done over 125 Films and counting.) simply Click
Here, Hon>
https://youtu.be/pleB3wpmaTo?t=695 DITA LIKE-Y!
This fun low budget Flick starts out w/College Campus guys, 2 Nerds and A Chubby guy looking find a way to go watch a upcoming hazing of some sorority girl pledges get initiated. How are they nictitated you may ask? By getting spanked by a Busty Head Sorority Sister, in the panties of course, Silly! The boys sneak over and watch at first thru a window at the sexy midnight hi-jinks. Soon the want a much closer look , so they sneak inside the sorority house and watch them get spanked and sprayed w/whip cream all over their nubile bodies. Is it hot in here or is it just me? W-H-A-T? DITA has been at times as the kids say; 'sexually-fluid'. LOL!
Any-Boo, they of course get caught later peeking at the 2 girls in the shower
washing off the afore mentioned whip cream. Too make a long story short, the
Head Busty Sorority Queen tells them their punishment will be going w/the 2
Girls to break into the local mall bowling-alley and stealing a Bowling Trophy
as another part of their initiation. Once there they run into Linnea Quigley's
Punk Thief Motor Cycle Chick robbing the Bowling Alley register. The Lead Hero
Nerd is attracted to her Bad-Girl ways and flirts with her first. Then the rest
of the Crew comes up and this hilarious exchange takes place between the 2
Sorority Pledge Gals and Linnea's Bad-Bitch character as follows;
Brinke Stevens Pledge-Gal character says to Linnea's character called 'SPIDER':
Who are you, Bride Of Dracula?
Spider/Linnea; Oh, jump back! Prom Queens on the loose. Or is it High School
Hookers?
Brinke/Pledge-Gal: I'm Taffy!
Spider/Linnea: Figures.
Brinke/Pledge-Gal: What's wrong with the name TAFFY?
Spider/Linnea; If you don't know then you deserve the name!
'M-E-O-W-OUCH!' Don't cha' just love it?
Btw, this film was the first time all 3 Scream-Queens starred in a film together which is LINNEA QUIGLEY, MICHELLE BAUR and BRINKE STEVENS! Meanwhile the 3 Sorority Head Bitches head over to the mall cuz one of theirs fathers works at the mall and has keys to the security cameras to watch them go on their late night skavenger hunt w/the 3 Nerds. To skip ahead, they get the Bowling Trophy needed for pledging. One of them drops it on the floor and the bottom of it opens w/dramatic billowing smoke and out comes an evil Imp called, what else but IMPY. Impy is hysterical and talks in jive for lack of a better word. He tells them , all while the Sorority Head Bitches are watching it all unfold on the security cams, that he can grant them all a wish.
The Lead Flirty-Nerd guy declines as does Spider which is Linneas character. Unfortunately the others in the group have their wishes granted by the Evil Imp. First up is the Chubby Guys wish which is to have Gold. He gets a pile of gold quickly. Then the 2nd Nerd guy who earlier in the film can't hold even one beer asks to have Michelle Baur's Pledge-Girl to have endless sex with him. So poof , she is suddenly dressed in a sexy outfit fit for a street walker, they run off to the bowling locker rooms to copulate. Last is Brinke Stevens the other Pledge-Gal character who wishes to be Prom Queen cuz she never was in High School. She transforms into a pretty prom queen complete w/flowing spin-around dress and then moronically spins around in it over and over. Whoops, DITA almost forgot to mention the Janitor who at the beginning gets locked in his supply closet by accident by the kids.
Then as quickly as they appeared the wishes go awry as expected. The gold turns to blocks of wood or something of that manor and the sex w/the hot pledge girl gets to be too much. In fact later the after the horny guy gets away from her wearing out his penis, she catches him in the snack bar kitchen and pushes his face in the hot oil fryer which kills him. Last but not least the temporary Prom Queens beautiful dress turns to tatters as well as looking very ragged w/her appearance.
Now back to the Sorority Head-Bitches in the surveillance camera room. The evil
Imp, IMPY knows their watching and uses black magic to turn 2 of them into
low-budget zombies that of course go after everybody in the bowling ally, later
including the Janitor. Now when the killings begin as well as the chase scenes,
the two characters that show themselves to be inept/successful at fighting the
she-demons/zombie girls off are the Lead Nerd Guy and Spider aka Linnea's
Bad-Ass Punk-Bitch character who fight their way thru together to try and escape
the now black magically-locked down bowling alley.
Some more of Impy's work of course.
Here are some of the 'Kill-Scenes' as follows hon;
*Frankie's/She-Demon/Head Sorority Sister who for some reason is now dressed as
the Bride of Frankenstein, who by the way carries first a stolen knife , then
magically an Axe, after killing the Janitor (more on him in a bit, Hon.) gets in
a fight to the finish w/Spider/Linnea. Linnea/Spider grabs the unknown where it
came from Axe after fist-fighting her and slices her head off which hits the
double-doors of the bowling alley and finally flings them open for the only two
survivors to finally escape. which means Impy's Magic has ended that had them
sealed shut w/electric shock.
*scene where the 2 She-Demon/Zombie Girls/Sorority Bitches in Charge go after Taffy/Pledge Gal and decide to have a literal 'TAFFY-PULL' w/Taffy. In other words the pull apart her body into two parts killing her. Yikes! (DITA thinks that's gotta hurt! LOL!)
*scene w/Jimmy/Chubby Frat-Guy Character gets his head chopped off by the she-demons/zombie girls/Sorority Head Bitches in charge and one of them uses his head as a Bowling Ball on the lanes. S-T-R-I-K-E!
*Last Kill-Scene where the Head Sorority Queen Bitch gets trapped by Impy and
turned into a Big-Breasted Dominatrix She-Demon I'm guessing. She goes after
Spider/Linnea & Lead Romancer Nerd Boy and after fighting them is lit on fire by
Spider and gets burned alive while standing and moving. Hmmmm?
One thing DITA forgot to tell you is that the Bowling Alley Janitor before being
killed tells Spider/Linnea & Lead Romancer Nerd Frat Boy the story of how Impy
got trapped in the Bowling Trophy about 30 years before in the mid 1950's.
Allegedly he tells them a Bad Bowler Guy who only bowled gutter balls used black
magic to conjure up the Evil-Imp to grant him a wish of being good pro bowler,
but ran amok and murder a crap-load of patrons in the mall bowling alley till
the Bowler trapped him in the Bowling Trophy till the kids accidentally let him
out!
Now as you know DITA doesn't want to tell the ending so I will just say two brave shit-kicking people trap something in a cigar box tin outside the bowling alley and steal away into the morning sun after a quick-car chase on some chicks motorcycle ready for love and More Horrific adventures! A Side-Note; the cigar tin w/evil Impy, now trapped inside is stupidly left out on the curb in front of the bowling alley as the new Couple drive off. DITA guessing that was a set up for a possible rumored Sequel called what else; 'SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIME BALL BOWL-O-RAMA 2'. You see their allegedly making a New Sequel that will take place in modern day over 30 years after the First film, w/same main cast and new younger cast members from Full Moon Pictures as well as the infamous same Director, Mr. David Decoteau! Lets hope it true, Hon cuz DITA DIRT NAP loves this fun Cul-tastic Fright Flick and would even love to Horror-Host it for Full Moon Pictures/Tubi TV! W-h-a-t???
I'm always looking for my next Horror/Cult Hussle! FULL MOON PICTURE or TUBI-TV,
call me! Better yet , e-mail Dear Old DITA at;
WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/DitaDirtNap
Also here is where DITA got that Sequel Info , witch you can see for yourself by
Clicking here, Dear>
https://youtu.be/fYPnATTrhlY
DITA loved re-watching this Cult-Horror Classic and wants you to know its also
available w/Hosting Duties done 'superb-lee' by DITA-Fave; JOE BOB BRIGGS on his
Shudder Show Streaming Now called; 'THE LAST DRIVE IN' w/lots of JOE-BOB
Fun-Facts Movie-Info that I love and always look forward too! This movie is a
bit a low-budget done-right slice of heaven-horror ,cheesy goodness!
It plays well, has a great fast 'can't be bored' pace, adventure, fight & chase
scenes, good kills, bad 80's music and hair and lets not forget bad 80's fashion
and goes well w/Mota and road-kill pizza w/extra tire-tracks and 'choke-a-cola'
for two curled up on your cozy couch, while waiting for your turn for the
all-important vaccine shots, Hon!
DITA gives it my perfect Score of 3 Skulls Out Of 3! Get your Copy tonight by
Clicking on the 'DVD-Icon' to the Left of Dear Old DITA's Review or Stream it
tonight on either 'TUBI-TV' or 'Amazon-Prime' tonight, Hon!
DITA can't say enuff good things about tonight's low-budget cult-tastic delight
you gotta see for yourself; SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA'. LOVE
IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!
LINNEA QUIGLEY DITA DIRT NAP THINKS YOU ROCK NOW & FOREVER, you 'Horror-Diva!'
Unit Next Week,
'CHAINSAW-KISSES',
DITA ("DETACHABLE PENIS') DIRT NAP
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'THE LEGEND OF THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES'
A Hammer/Shaw Production
Produced By; James Bernard
Directed By; Roy Ward Baker
Starring; Peter Cushing & Julie Ege and as Dracula; John Forbes-Robinson
1974 DVD & Free On 'You-Tube', Hon!
Hello Again!
Yes, It's me, your Double-D Temptress of the Un-Dead........and the Un-Real,
DITA DIRT NAP!
This week I bring you another one of DITA's 'Crypt Picks' from 'HAMMER'-Films,
entitled 'The Legend Of The 7 Golden Vampires' retitled in the U.S. as 'The
Seven Brothers Meet Dracula'. More on that little mishap later. Last
week's Review was a Hammer-Film as well, kids, called; 'THE GORGON'. Take a Look
at the Ultra-Culty-Cool Trailer of this week's Hammer-Flick's Film; 'THE LEGEND
OF THE SEVEN GOLDEN VAMPIRES', by Clicking here, my little Spider-Bites>
https://youtu.be/inzuZ149wtE?si=4vcJa63Nf_nvHjhs
Anyone who's previous followed my earlier Reviews knows that DITA also loves a
good 'HAMMER' Flick. My previous ones were 'BRIDES OF DRACULA' and 'THE MUMMY's
SHROUD', 'THE GORGON' & 'THE MUMMY', etc. Any-Boo, It has of course, Hammer's
Signature Lighting showing up in various scenes throughout this very Asian
driven and influenced Horror Flick. Look for the glamorous purple lighting
streaming thru back lit caverns and such. DITA seems to recall an autumnal
orange here and there as well.
The movie starts out with an Asian Dude/High Priest making a journey all the way from China to Count Dracula's rather spacious tomb, complete with ascending staircase tightly designed against the wall just waiting for a dramatic horror movie exit by Dracula himself. Who else did you expect to be making a dramatic exit up that spacious staircase............ The Asian guy asks Dracula to please come back to China w/him to his village called 'Ping Kuei' to resurrect the 7 Golden Vampires. You know, so they can terrorize the Villagers, rape and pillage, kill and maim, the usual! Dracula agrees to do it but wants to go incognito and of course takes over the Asian Dudes body as a Host. By the way lot's of eerie colored smoke is used in the transformation. And..........he's off.
First dramatically and quickly to the coffin, NO, he changes his mind. Now, he
gets to make his dramatic exit up the cascading stairs afford mentioned. Or
bring in potential new Buyers to the Crypt. Drac goes to China to the Village
and lays low in the derelict Temple of the Golden Vampires. Now, in come the
other players which are as follows; A wealthy Countess named Vanessa (complete
with heaving bosom and apparently as we find out later; no fighting skills. What
do you expect, 'heaving' takes up a lot of her time, as does looking pretty
w/dirt smudges, and her full time art of sashaying.) The Infamous Professor Van
Helsing who at one point protests; I'm Not Famous! Professor Van Helsing's son
(Crackers, he's cute too!) Mai Kwei (The Asian Expedition Guide and his Six
Sword-wielding Marshal Artists Brothers.
The sister is along and fights as well. Cuz she's docile but not afraid to break
a nail unlike the 'Cozy-Countess'. They of course go on an Expedition to the
Ancient town were the 7th Vampire was killed by villagers , way back when.
The expedition by the way is funded by the Wealthy Countess, of course, my silly
little spider bites! She's bored, rich, stacked and ;Hint, Hint, likes her
stakes well done! The group is attacked endlessly.
Hence fourth the beautifully choreographed martial arts scenes. DITA's favorite
part!! I don't want to reveal too much so I'll just say this movie could have
been called 'Dr. Van Helsing VS. Dracula' and oooh it's a exciting fight to the
finish!
One last thing, for some reason when the Asian girls are attacked by the
oatmeal-mask-looking vampires, their tops are always cut open exposing their
bare breasts ?? Oh, right, it's a horror flick, it's to be expected to
bare skin. I believe it's in the Horror Movie Handbook. I guess boobs can be
scary to SOME people! The special effects budget on this pic must have been
tight because they are just...... well , you'll see. DITA urges you to see this
fun flick with a friend on a cold dark night with a blanket built for
two..........in the dark!
The extra features on this DVD by the way include;
*Wide screen Presentation (2.35;1)
* Very Cool ; Story of 'The Legend Of 7 Golden Vampires' (Kind of Like AMC's
Back Story) And it's Narrated By PETER CUSHING (The One And Only!!).
* Theatrical Trailer (for 7 Brothers)
*'The Seven Brothers Meet Dracula' (In DITA's humble opinion this version sucks!
In a nutshell; it was shortened, I mean chopped up! Which means, it confuses the
viewer to an extreme!) The regular version is the way Hammer and Shaw intended
it to be seen!!! This was their first pairing between Asia and England on a
Movie by the way, readers.
This movie is a fun, well paced Horror-Kung-Fu romp with plenty of Martial Arts
used throughout as well as plenty of blood and carnage & Camp! Just the way DITA
likes her 'Cat-Fights', ummm, I mean my Horror Movies! Ahem!
Taa-ta, my little blood bags! Until next time,
'Chainsaw-Kisses ',
DITA ('MANIAC') DIRT NAP
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