SAMUEL Z. ARKOFF Presents;
'SCREAM, BLACULA, SCREAM'
From; SOUL CINEMA (DVD's)
AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL PICTURES (An 'A.I.P.' Film)
Directed By; Bob Kelljan
Produced By; Joseph T. Naar
Starring; 'Blaxploitation Legends'- WILLIAM MARSHALL ('BLACULA, etc.')
PAM GRIER (COFFEY,' FOXY BROWN', 'BONES', 'SHEBA, BABY',
'BIG DOLL HOUSE', 'THE ARENA',' BLACK MAMMA, WHITE MAMMA',
'FRIDAY FOSTER', 'JACKIE BROWN', The 'L' WORD, etc.)
RICHARD LAWSON (DITA's 'New-Crush'), Don Mitchell, Michael Conrad, Bernie
Hamilton
Streaming N-O-W on Amazon-Prime, my little 'Blood-Bags!'
Peace, Love, & hair grease, Kids! Can you dig it?
Yes, It's me, DITA DIRT NAP, The Bride Of 'BLACULA-JR.', UH, I
mean 'ROBERT-BLACULA MARSHALL, JR'., 'B.J.' for short, no foolin'!!! It is
in this Month of Feb. that DITA does 'BLAXPLOITATION-HORROR FILMS' of the 70's,
in Honor of-'Black History' Month! DITA is Married to an African-American
Vampire you know, 'SON OF BLACULA'??? My 'Mother-In-Law's name is 'LISA'
or is it Louise aka 'WEEZY', or maybe it's 'PAM'? Any-Boo, it is with
great 'in-thoozy-azum' DITA, or should that be 'LADY DIRT NAP' brings you one of
her Favorite 'Blaxploitation-Horror Films' the Sequel of course to; 'BLACULA!'
This Film was extremely fun to watch laying on our '70's Shag-Carpeting' but on
our 'Big-Screen' TV adorned with 'Lava-Lamps' on top. 'SCREAM, BLACULA, SCREAM'
starts out with a old 'VOO-DOO' High Priestess on her death bed, with Pam
Grier/Lisa at her side as well as the other 'Voo-Doo Cult Members, which
includes her son, Willis, played DITA's New-Crush, Actor; RICHARD LAWSON! Be
still my 'Little-Black Heart'! When she dies they decide to take a vote on who
takes over in her Esteemed-Spot. This angers her son, Willis, who then swears
Revenge on his Adopted Sister Lisa/Pam Grier and the other Members. Did I tell
you PAM GRIER is DITA's Other Fantasy-Crush? To see 'PAM GRIER' Movie-Montage,
Click here, Dear>
https://youtu.be/WjmhXQ-p8pQ?si=5sqwoG1XkjgF3Wwv
Is it 'hot' in here, or is it just me, kids? Also check her out @
www.cultsirens.com
A-n-y-w-a-y, to make a long story, some what shorter, her Brutha'
Willis, is given the Bones of 'BLACULA' by a spurned ex-voo-doo cult member to
exact his revenge. Willis/Richard Lawson/Sexy-Daddy/Bad Boy, whips off his
shirt, performs 'Voo-Doo' Ritual with the 'Bones' of 'BLACULA', Complete with
fire, to Resurrect 'DRACULA'S- 'SOUL BROTHER', no really, that's what they call
him in the groovy Trailer. Then all 'HELL' breaks loose, and horror
ensues!!! To see the Groovy-Trailer for 'SCREAM BLACULA, SCREAM'.' Simply Click
here, Hon>
https://youtu.be/WL9t6SUx1bU?si=hUracJlwb6pegwkd
DITA is a huge Fan of 'BLAXPLOITATION FILMS! BTW; COUNT GORE DE VOL once Hosted
this 70's Fright Flick I believe at the American Film Institute!
Back to 'SCREAM BLACULA, SCREAM', after Sexy 'Willis' brings back 'BLACULA',
played Brilliantly by Actor WILLIAM MARSHALL, (Love him & his sexy, commanding
voice, and his stand alone, stage-presence! Is it wrong to have a Crush on your
'Father-In-Law'? Hmmmm? LOL!
The rest of the story is that 'BLACULA' soon after his trip back
from the grave, let's Willis know that he is the Boss, leaving Willis to be
nothing more this his 'man-servant', which in turn takes away some of 'groovy',
ya dig? ''BLACULA/William'' finds out about a Party that Willis was supposed to
go to where they have ancient 'African-Artifact'-Jewelry that he waxes on about.
The other Party-Goers which of course includes LISA/Pam ,who is blessed in the
Art of Voo-Doo Rituals'! 'BLACULA' of course goes on a 'Blood-hungry
feeding-frenzy thru-out this ultra-groovy fright flick, all while trying to get
Pam Grier's character, Lisa, to perform a 'Voo-Doo-Magic' to cast out the
'demon' inside him. Why you may ask? So he can stop being a 'Strange-Dude', and
become good again and not evil, silly!!!
The 'Los Angeles Times' said in 1973, 'FUN FROM START TO FINISH!' I agree!
DITA has a lot of favorite parts in this cool, 'fun-2-watch' flash-back film, so
with out further adieu, here are my 'THINGS-2-LOOK-4 LIST' as follows;
* All scenes where 'BLACULA' digs his fangs in deep, for a bite..........of his
victims that is!!! Love his teeth and the fact that he doesn't care if his
'snacks'
are male or female! Hmmm, DITA can only hope that he was possibly on the
LOW-LOW! (Actually, that thought comes from Mr. Erazo, tee-hee!)
* Scene where Willis's bitchy, groovy, girlfriend asks
him for a back-rub but ends up being a late-night snack.
*Scene where Pam Grier's character is chosen to stay and watch over her friends
body after she is bitten by 'Mr. B.', 'gulp'.................while she's in a
casket, in a funeral home! Hmmmm? Then what happens?
* Scene where Pam/Lisa is almost bitten by her 'gal-pal'
after she turns into a 'She-Vamp', with really big 70's Hair! DITA loves Miss
Grier's excellent 'Screaming-Skills' in this scene! (Love it, love it, love it!
The girls really endowed with big............uh, lungs!!!)
* Scene where 'BLACULA'S 'Legion-Of-Newly-Turned
Vampires', all with big 70's hair & outfits, roam and attack policemen in the
Mansion, while a important 'Voo-Doo Ritual' is going on.
* End Scene where Pam/Lisa is performing the
all-important 'Voo-Doo' Magic Ritual with a 'not-supposed-2-be' cute
'BLACULA'-VOO-DOO DOLL', but now DITA wants one for her 'Valentine's Day' /36th
Year Anniversary' Present from 'B.J.', LOL!!!
* Last scene where Lisa/Pam sees all the 'Violent Years'
behavior from 'Pimp-Daddy B'. and decides not to finish the Spell-Ritual for the
Prince-Of-Darkness, which this Part of the film, DITA actually starts to feel
bad for 'B.' cuz he's not really bad, he's just written that way. I 'wood' of
helped him! ('WHAT??? He's my 'faux' Father-In-Law, isn't he? Lisa was
ungrateful, in DITA's humble opinion! Still love ya Pam, I'm just sayin'.)
I, DITA DIRT NAP gives this 'BLAXPLOITATION-HORROR' Flick, 2 1/2 Groovy Skulls
Out of 3!!!
A almost perfect Score!!!
If your 'snowed-in' or not, depending on where you live Do yourself a Favor and
Read Dear old' DITA's Review and break out your 'Lava-Lamps' & 'Love-Beads', oh
and uh, POPCORN, tonight!!!
'CAN YOU DIG IT?'
Of course stream 'SCREAM, BLACULA, SCREAM' tonight on 'AMAZON-PRIME', as well as
to find out the Ending, cuz as you noticed DITA did not reveal what happens to
'tall, dark and sexy, uh did I???
Until next time,
I'll keep it groovy by Celebrating both VALENTINE'S DAY & DITA & B.J.'s 36th
Year Anniversary which falls on Valentine's Day by bringing you
The Horror film ;'My Bloody Valentine', Hon!
'Chainsaw-Kisses',
DITA ('MIRROR, MIRROR ') DIRT NAP
(Click here to see 'Come-Back Queen' DIANA ROSS Singing that exact Song;
'MIRROR, MIRROR', since Vampires can't see themselves in Mirrors like my
Vamp-Hubby; 'B.J.'>
https://youtu.be/G26KvFgA0e8?si=1JL317VG0qRk5gUN )
'Send Fang-Mail' to; DDN1965@live.com But
Please write 'DITA' in the Subject Line of your e-mail to me, my little
'Spider-Bites!'
p.s.
Look at More Blacksploitation Trailers here in Honor of; 'BLACK HISTORY' Month;
Dr. Black & Mr. Hyde>
https://youtu.be/wRAZ-HJ23GM?si=sciTtgtiTbQfzdhz
'Blackenstein'>
https://youtu.be/ZRkboIRD23Y?si=BUWExLTWf2xLrza4
'Foxy Brown'>
https://youtu.be/c49rA5uBvwE?si=58LeApEEes7DdAM9
'Black Mama, White Mama'>
https://youtu.be/o7y4tNUoHk8?si=qZQ2lo5axNPrGvqH
Don't forget to 'get down, get funky' at these 'shag-a-delic sites'
www.legendfilms.com
www.youtube.com (Type in; betty boop
meets dracula)
www.scarymonstersmagazine.com
(Check out the lastest Scary Issue on Newstands 'NOW!!!')
www.elvira.com
www.thenewbev.com
www.fangoria.com
www.blacklivesmatter.com
www.shoutfactory.com (Large
Selection of DVD's! DITA Highly suggests per-ruse-ing their Culty-cool site!)
www.somethingweird.com (Great
CULT DVD's Selection says; DITA!)
www.fangoria.com
www.radiohalloween.com
(Halloween-Music Year round.)
www.shockcinemamagazine.com
(One of DITA's Favorite Mags!)
www.unitednegrocollegefund.com
www.jet.com
www.hiphopweekly.com
www.bossip.com
www.facebook.com/pamgrier
www.pamgrier.com
Also Special Hola's to; PATRICK From; L.A., 'SPANISH-DRACULA', Que tengas un
buen fin de semana, Amigo.)
'BILLY-RAY' (HOWDY!)
'RENFIELD' , My 'B.F.F. -In Horror & Cult!!!
'DIL-DOE LADY' & her Hubby Artist-ANDY'
'DOUGIE- FRESH, In St. Charles, MO.
PIMP-DADDY, MICKEY, In 'DETROIT, MICHIGAN! Whazz Up?
& LAST BUT NOT LEAST;
My Loving 'Vamp-Hubby', 'B.J.' AKA 'Drive-In Rob!'
Also DITA's 'Wiccan-Cousin; ANGELA,' MAIZE-JONES', 'MAMMA-JADE' on Face-Book &
DITA's Cousin; Judy Marie. Hi CUZ!
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