SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS’
From; ‘MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000’;
‘THE ESSENTIALS’ 2 DVD-SET
RHINO Home Video
Original Aired 12/21/91
By ‘M.S.T.K. Crew.
Also see ELVIRA Host it on Movie Macabre-2010.
‘Happy Haunt-ti-kuh,’ Kids, & ‘Scary Christmas’ once Again!!!
Tis I, Your Horror/Cult Hostess, with the most-est, in all the right Rotted
Fruitcake places, DITA DIRT NAP aka ‘DITA-CLAWS’ in this merry –scary holiday
season.
Now for tonight’s Review of one of my good friend ‘RENFIELD’s favorite TV Shows;
‘MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000’ Hosting a Culty-Sci-Fi Christmas Film
called; ‘SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS’!
But
first here is the lovely ELVIRA Hosting this silly fun Culty Holiday Flick in
Full and/or Streaming on Amazon-Prime>
https://youtu.be/9D5IWhstKPA?si=nv1nK60zf3nwGBwb
Let
DITA start by saying that this little holiday bomb, I mean Chestnut, should, in
my humble opinion, should only be viewed at this joyous time of the year on a
large big-screen TV, next to a gothically decorated black Christmas tree and a
large pitcher of Holiday Margirita’s, uh, and a jumbo bowl of hot, buttery
popcorn with ‘spider-sprinkles’ with a good friend in tow! That being
said, DITA also ‘HIGHLY’ suggests only watching it Hosted by the ‘MSTK’ Crew! In
other words, they make a dreary movie, enjoyable, watchable and FUN, with a
capitol F!!!
To see what I mean , just take a look at the regular Trailer of this Holiday
‘Oh-The-Horror’ Film by simply clicking here>
https://youtu.be/NyaJkLJK4gM?si=qCA6QnUMEeD6hc02
See what I mean kids. Any-Boo, this film only Stars are a young PIA ZADORA, playing a MARTIAN child, and a great underated ‘Comediac Character Actor’ who plays a lovable dorky Martian ‘good-guy’ character named ‘DROPO’! The story has a typical good martians/bad martians theme and not much else, unless you count the guy in the hysterical polar bear suit who attempts to attack the earthling children that were kidnapped off Earth and brought to Mars and a silly but ‘sticks-in-you-head’ Theme Song called ‘HOORAY FOR SANTA CLAUS’!
Now just to liven it up a bit……… DITA has found a ‘HEAVY METAL’
Version of ‘Hooray For Santy Claus’ for ‘yoots’ , which you can see by clicking
here>
https://youtu.be/Z5jaRYzaEsE?si=Qfd6EZ27e3HDJ4Vw ( This Song Dead-icated
to my friend ‘THE DIL-DOE LADY’ & Her ARTIST-Hubby; ANDY’ for Xmas; Thanks for
the Xmas-Gift by ‘Snail-Mail guys sent for ‘B.J.’ & DITA!!!
Also for you Stoners on Christmas, here is a tripy Short of DITA-Fave; 'GUMBY &
THE SANTA WITCH'>
https://youtu.be/4GRy3E1wGEA?si=RbTIHoUlOF0eVrhO
Now just for ‘RENFIELD,’ who I want to wish a very 'Happy Hannukah' to, DITA has
included his Favorite ‘Cult-Film’ that has to be seen to be believed, ‘MEET THE
FEEBLES’, from Infamous Director; PETER JACKSON ( ‘DEAD-ALIVE’, ‘KING KONG’,
etc, ,etc,)
Take a culty ‘Adult look by Clicking here, my little Red & Green infected
Spider-Bites>
https://youtu.be/094jCv3iFfI?si=jKWnLwG_PRqN1ENf WOW!!!
Also just for DITA's good buddy; 'RENFIELD' here is the Full Hosting of;
'MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Of; 'SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS'>
https://youtu.be/sd_NklaAc4w?si=Gj2TYc60Yba9Je2q
Any-way, DITA loved viewing this movie with the ‘MSTK’-Gang and ELVIRA!
DITA gives this DVD Of ‘M.S.T.K’ 3000’ 2 ½ SKULLS, almost 3 Out 3!!!
As well as ELVIRA's Merry, Scary Hosting on Movie Macabre gets the same 3 Skulls
out of 3 Skulls score!! Love it!
Next Week, my Review of; 'BLOODY NEW YEAR!' It's one of my Favorite
'Holiday-Horrors' to wrap up this Month's Xmas-Horror-themed Reviews & more
importantly; 2025!
Until then my ‘Little lumps-of-Coal’,
‘CHAINSAW-KISSES’ & a very 'Scary-Christmas' to You & Yours,
DITA (‘Christmas-In-Hollis’) DIRT NAP
( Too see that Xmas Music-Video from;'RUN DMC' Just Click here, Dear>
https://youtu.be/OR07r0ZMFb8?si=-fYx62RlmOvouPdp ) )
Also Click here to see; 'RAGING RUDOLPH' Skit from 'MAD TV'>
https://youtu.be/icjh6wGUUfE?si=oQDDW2HiAwPVa966
Lastly Click here to see DITA's Favorite Comedy Spoof of; 'A CHARLIE BROWN
CHRISTMAS' for ADULTS ONLY, Babe>
https://youtu.be/R_Ejc3N9JKU?si=7hvHclWzJ7MT8MlZ
Xmas Scare-Cards and Mail Much appreciated by Writing the word; 'DITA' in the
Subject Line of your e-mail to ;
DDN1965@LIVE.COM
P.S. DITA hopes Satan-Clawz brings u what u want this year!
My daughter; 'PAMELA-SCREAM' AKA 'Lil' DITA', is now fast asleep w/visions of
Bloody Sugar-Thumbs dancing in her Head, and my Vamp-Hubby; 'B.J.' Snoring loud
enuff to wake the DEAD, and I in my ED HARDY-'Ker-chiff ,have just settled down
to our short Winter's Nap. Not a 'Creature-Feature' wuz stirring, not even my
BAT; Vincent.'
MERRY SCARY CHRISTMAS' from DITA CLAWZ, my Little Xmas-Rap-ped Spider-Bites!
Shouts-Out to; ‘The Dil-doe Lady’ & Her Artist-Hubby; Andy’, RENFIELD of course
and, ‘Campira, ‘Derek;’The Vamperic-Announcer’, ‘Dougie-Fresh’ & ‘Jiz-Well,
Maize-Jones and 'SPANISH DRACULA', etc.’! Hi all!!!
And Click here to see DITA's Favorite Christmas Short from BETTY BOOP called;
'PARADE OF WOODEN SOLDIERS' in Color here, Dear>
https://youtu.be/12tZ9eQz1Xg?si=B1fhCDsG9i-MmRLH
DITA-Suggested Sites;
www.legendfilms.com
www.scarymonstersmagazine.com
www.elfyourself.com
www.fangoria.com
www.thenewbev.com (Check out their
Screening of; 'NEW YEAR'S EVIL' this month! #GrindhouseFlick)
www.rhinohomevideo.com
www.elvira.com
www.facebook.com/TheRealElvira
www.shoutfactory.com
www.somethingweird.com
www.johnnymathis.com ( DITA's Favorite
Crooner!!!)
www.natkingcole.com
Www.rhondashear.com
Www.radiohalloween.com
This REVIEW Dead-icated to My Mentor; 'COUNT GORE DE VOL' & His Lovely Wife this
Xmas!!!
Creature Feature © D. Dyszel 2025
and by
Dick Dyszel - Voice Actor