Count Gore De Vol Horror Dead Letter Office

The George W Bush Presidential Library - a monument to his years in office.
Dateline: Tuesday, July 15, 2008
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.)
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
Note: The museum will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments.

Patricia K.

On the subject of politics, I decided to put myself into the campaign limelight as you' see in this video!

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/owner/IwxRpBmL8hIncSpA

Gore

Hi Count I've often wondered who the burnet

was that is on the lid of your coffin?

Thanks Tim

That's Vampirella...the creation of Forry Ackerman - Gore

Greetings Loyal Lab Rats!

Here's the C.O.G.'s first Podcast! This contains a couple songs excerpted from Monday night's rehearsal, both of which we're going to perform Saturday night at Babelcon. (Our show starts at 9pm in the main ballroom.)

CLICK HERE for COG-CAST 1

Enjoy! Hope to see you all in Baton Rouge on Saturday Night!

-Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
www.ConsortiumOfGenius.com

Hey Gore,

Thanks for the t-shirt. They look great! Congratulations on 10 years on the web and longer entertaining fans like me from Channel 20 Creature Feature days. Thanks again , looking forward to the new DVD this week and many more shows.

-Thomas

If you haven't, check out the new, limited edition T-Shirts Here!

Seth Rogen finishes writing his Green Hornet script, Selma Blair sets the screen on fire in Hellboy II, Christopher Nolan considers Batman 3, Guillermo del Toro downplays Hobbit talk, The Fly teleports to the opera stage, and more. http://www.scifi.com/sfw/news

I am new to your website and I'd like to know how to turn off the background music so that I can hear your videos clearly. The organ music is still playing while the video is going.

Sandra

Greetings!
Interesting question. I've never had an off switch because I use midi files as background. The only page that should have music and video is the Dungeon and I've left the music off the video, so the normal site music should act as background music.

Now you cane raise the volume of the video by clicking on your mouse and going from left to right over the row of vertical blue lines at the bottom of the player.

I will explore, to see if anyone has come up with a midi file player that would work by my purposes.

If you have found another page with video that has music playing, please let me know....that should not happen.

Count Gore De Vol

HEY,...

THIS IS THE VIDEO I PRODUCED AND DIRECTED FOR THE SPEAKS, "MTV ASIA"....

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v14900124mMcDRSkP

JERRY

You're the best!

We hope you like your award.

All my blood,
Masibindi
http://edgarallanPoeFolks.tripod.com

Frank Spotnitz wants to believe in the X-Files sequel, Christopher Nolan blows up Dark Knight for IMAX, J.J. Abrams plans to premiere Fringe at Comic-Con, Jim Caviezel teams with Ian McKellen for The Prisoner, and more.
http://www.scifi.com/sfw/news/

THIS IS FUNNY....

The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

Jerry

KISS ATTACK

PARTY

Join us to celebrate the DVD release of Kiss Attack,

the first ever live action erotic comic film.

Kiss Attack is a revolutionary sex fantasy, blending an exotic cast that includes

April Flores, Sasha Gray, La Cholita, and Claire Adams. It features comic illustrations,

cool graphics, martial arts and ground breaking metal, electronica and hip hop music.

STOP BY LAST GASP BOOTH

Inside ~ San Diego Comic Con

TO PICK-UP YOUR FREE TICKET

LAST GASP BOOTH ACTIVITIES

Friday July 25th • 12pm-1pm

Signing dvd's and posters will be Director Carlos Batts and cast members

April Flores, LA Cholita, VMMX and special guest from the film

Saturday July 26th • 12pm-1pm

Signing dvd's and posters will be Director Carlos Batts and cast members April Flores,

LA Cholita, Lady Lava, VMMX, Dragao and special guest from the film.

Experience the Music and Performers from the DVD Kiss Attack

ATTEND OUR PRIVATE DVD RELEASE PARTY

"FREE SHUTTLE TO PARTY"

(AT A DESIGNATED LOCATION)

Doors at 7

KISS ATTACK

PARTY LINE UP

CASBAH

(Downtown San Diego)

2501 Kettner Blvd. • San Diego, CA 92101 • 619.232.HELL

GUNNA VAHM (punk/hardcore from Philly) at 7:30 • Dance performance from APRIL FLORES at 8:00

OPEN BAR BEGINS AT 8 PM • DACTYL (punk/hardcore from Baltimore) at 8:30

Dance performance from LADY LAVA at 9:00 • RENFIELD (prog-punk from LA) at 9:30

Dance performance from LA CHOLITA at 10:00 • THE FUXEDOS (vaudeville mutants from LA) at 10:45

BRADEN (dubstep, house and club set for the rest of the evening)

RSVP BY JULY 22^nd kacomic@gmail.com

CALL FOR HALLOWEEN PARADE VOLUNTEERS

Do you love a parade? Then the Vienna Halloween Parade Committee wants you! Join in planning for the 62nd annual parade, or help out on parade night, October 29.

The next parade committee meetings are scheduled for 9 a.m. July 10 and August 7 at the Vienna Community Center, 120 Cherry St., S.E. For more information, call parade chairman Rebecca Diamond at 703-463-4241 or e-mail rdiamond@tysonsdodgejeep.com.

The theme of this year’s parade is “It’s an Old-fashioned Halloween!” and the Grand Marshal will be Vienna’s favorite vampire, Count Gore De Vol, online host of "Creature Feature."

Greetings!

My new book, Mistress of the Vatican: Olimpia Maidalchini, The Secret Female Pope, will be on sale August 12, and the first major local event is Tuesday, August 26 at 6:30 p.m. at the National Press Club. I will be giving a half hour powerpoint talk, with paintings of the pope, his mistress, and all the other major characters in the book. The talk will be followed by a question & answer period, and a book signing. Books will be available for purchase. I would be so happy if you could come.

I just got my first review in from Kirkus Reviews:

Herman (Sex with the Queen, 2006, etc.) does her royal best with the fantastic story of a tax collector’s daughter from Viterbo who finagled her way into a position of power at the Vatican.

Herman nimbly navigates centuries of foggy papal history, providing plenty of gossip and slander about flagrant nepotism and other pontifical sins. She casts Olimpia’s story appropriately enough in soap-opera terms, making her feisty protagonist resemble a 17th-century Scarlett O’Hara.

The incredible life of a formidable woman, fetchingly told.

Whew, that's a big relief. You spend three years on a book and never know what these people are going to say. The review could depend on what they ate that morning.

For more detailed info on Olimpia and the wild world of seventeenth-century Rome, check out my website, www.eleanorherman.com, and click on the Mistress of the Vatican cover.

Reservations are already coming into the National Press Club, so if you think you can make it, please reserve early. The press club website is www.press.org. Click on Events, Book Events, and scroll down to August 26. You can email your reservations to opus@press.org. Their phone number is 202-662-7500. The club is located at 529 14th Street, NW, 13th floor. Hope to see you there!

Regards,

Eleanor