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Rob Zombie is a well-known, Grammy-nominated, musician/songwriter, born in Haverhill, Massachusetts on January 12th, 1965. He first came to prominence in the band White Zombie, named after the 1932 Bela Lugosi Horror film. After only 2, highly successful, hard-driving, albums, White Zombie disbanded, and Rob Zombie began a solo career.

 

 

 

 

In 2003, Rob Zombie made his film directorial debut with his "House Of 1000 Corpses," a colorful, and gore-filled, well-made, exploitation film, starring Karen Black, Sid Haig, and Rob's wife, Sheri Moon Zombie. With the success of his first film, a sequel was made, 2005's exceptional "The Devil's Rejects," which most Rob Zombie fans, and Horror aficionados, myself included, consider to be his finest moment, film-wise.

In 2007, Mr. Zombie released "Halloween," a remake/reimagining of the John Carpenter classic, which found Zombie exploring the previously overlooked childhood of Michael Myers, providing the character with a realism which placed Michael Myers in the real world, as we know it, a world of crazed serial killers, providing insights as to how this kid grew up to do what he did. Reactions to this film were mixed, with many Horror fans questioning the need for such a re-telling. Honestly, like so many of these remakes, there was no reason for it. However, the powers that be made the decision, and, whether one saw the need for it, or not, it was a reality. I, myself, I enjoyed it for what it was.




Flash forward to August 28th, 2009, Rob Zombie's "Halloween II" is released, and is met with much more negative criticism, in addition to confusion regarding the plot, than his original Michael Myers offering. Personally, I saw it in theaters more than once, and found it fascinating. On January 12th, the movie was released on DVD in an unrated director's cut. "Halloween II," the unrated director's cut DVD, features a lengthier version of the movie, and, with the addition of Rob Zombie's commentary, goes a long way to clear up any confusion viewers of the theatrical release may have had.

 

This sequel picks up 2 years after the original (in the theatrical release, it was only 1 year later), and finds Michael Myers wandering the countryside, haunted by visions of his dead mother, and himself as a child. He also is haunted by a white horse. The movie is trippy, to say the least, illustrating the madness that goes on in Michael's head. Scout Taylor-Compton's Laurie Strode is no longer the nicey-nice girl next door of the first movie, having been through so much trauma. She lives with her friend Annie Brackett (Danielle Harris of "Halloween 4" and "Halloween 5"), who was nearly killed in Zombie's original take on the Michael Myers franchise, and her father, Sheriff Brackett (Brad Dourif in an amazing, and outstanding, performance) . Once the best of friends, the roles have been reversed in this picture, with Annie being the protective motherly type to Laurie's now wild self. Laurie no longer seems to appreciate her old friend, instead wishing to cultivate an entirely new set of friends.



 

All of the main characters at in this movie are pretty messed up, whether it be from physical, and/or emotional scars from the events of the previous movie, or otherwise. This is a very dark, and disturbing, film. Malcolm McDowell turns in another tremendous performance as Dr. Loomis. This time, Dr. Loomis is no longer the considerate, hippyesque Loomis of the first film. Gone is the long hair, and high ideals. Instead, they've been replaced by a domineering, self-absorbed, publicity-mad fame monster. In fact, it's Loomis' relative thoughtlessness that brings about the revelation that Laurie Strode is actually Angel Myers, Michael Myers' little sister. It is this revelation that pushes Laurie over the edge, as she strives to sort of reinvent herself whilst attempting to stave off a complete mental, and certainly emotional, breakdown.

 

 

 



As per usual, Rob Zombie's choice of music for the film's soundtrack is inspired, and entertaining. There's a nice segment of the film featuring psychobilly band Captain Clegg & The Night Creatures (the band's name comes from the 1962 Hammer film "Captain Clegg," know in America as "The Night Creatures"), a bunch of swingin' cats with sideburns that many people find reminiscent of my infamous thigh ticklers.

The band plays at a Halloween party hosted by the fictitious Horror Host Uncle Seymour Coffins, whose appearance is blatantly lifted from the 1974 Vincent Price film "Madhouse." Rob Zombie clearly has a thing for Horror Hosts, drawing inspiration from them on many occasions, and placing these sorts of characters in his films.

 


 


For well over a year, Nocturna & I were perched at the top of Rob's friends list for his "Werewolf Women Of The S.S." MySpace page, and I have an interesting personal story regarding "Halloween II" that I may one day share with you.

In closing, I urge you to open your mind, and take in a viewing of Rob Zombie's "Halloween II" unrated director's cut. If you saw it in theaters, you didn't see the full picture. If you didn't see because you "knew it was going to suck," think again, and give this movie a chance. Is it the best Michael Myers movie of all time? No. However, it's far from being the worst, and I enjoy it more than several of the original entries in the series. Seriously.

 

 


 

     

- The BONE JANGLER


 

Megan Fox has been the subject of many a male, and female, fantasy, over the last twelve months. She's also been under intense scrutiny by "serious" film critics, and fans alike. One thing is certain: Megan Fox is a very well known Hollywood personality.

Megan Fox was born on May 16th, 1986, in, depending on which source you trust, Rockwood, or Oak Ridge, Tennessee. Miss Fox was discovered after she won several awards at the 1999 American Modeling and Talent Convention in Hilton Head, South Carolina. Megan's entry into the world of performing arts began at the tender age of 5, when she was enrolled in Dance, and Drama courses. In school, she was involved in both Chorus, and the swim team.

 


In 2001, using her full name, Megan Denise Fox, Miss Fox made her film debut in "Holiday In The Sun," starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, better known as "the Olsen twins." From there, Megan went on to appear in several TV series. Her first big film was 2007's "Transformers." After that, she appeared alongside Jeff Bridges, and Kirsten Dunst, in "How To Lose Friends And Alienate People," oddly playing a young Hollywood starlet experiencing her first taste of fame.

So, why the biography on Megan "Mega" Fox? Because, I'm here to give you my review of the new DVD release "Jennifer's Body," that's why.



"Jennfier's Body," smartly written by Chicagoan Diablo Cody, famous for her work on the 2007 hit "Juno," stars, surprise, Megan Fox, in the title role. In the film, Jennifer's best friend, the aptly-named Needy Lesnicki, is played by another hottie actress by the name of Amanda Seyfried, whose biggest role to date has been that of Sophie in "Mamma Mia!" One night, at Jennfier's urging. Needy goes to a dive bar in their town of Devil's Kettle, MN, to see a none-too-spectacular indy rock band by the name of Low Shoulder. As it turns out, the boys in the band are a bunch of Satan worshipping, eager to court Lucifer's favor, so that they may become as popular as, say, Maroon 5. One thing leads to another, and Jennifer finds herself in the band's van. The band then drives Jennifer out to the woods, thinking she's a virgin (talk about suspension of disbelief), and sacrifice her. Of course, Jennfier is not a virgin, and that's where things go terribly wrong. Jennifer shows up later that night at Needy's covered in blood, spewing jagged black sludge in every possible direction.

The movie proceeds with Jennifer having developed an unquenchable craving for male blood, and body parts, and the bodies begin to mount. Needy and her friend Jennifer explore their relationship, as friends, and, perhaps, more. There are the prerequisite close-ups of both girls' anatomies, although I could've seriously used more of this, and the whole film does a very nice job of balancing both the gore, and, yes, comedy, elements. Also, the film's soundtrack, contrary to some published reviews, is used effectively throughout.




Kyle Gallner, last seen in "The Haunting Of Connecticut," soon to appear in the new "Nightmare On Elm Street," is pitch perfect in his role as school emo king Colin Gray. Adam Brody's Nikolai Wolf, loathsome, self-absorbed, frontman for Low Shoulder, is also spot-on. Johnny Simmons' Chip Dove, Needy's boyfriend, is inspired, while both female leads, and the movie itself, deliver the goods, combining the right amount of hip references, black comedy, somehow managing to evoke comparisons to Stephen King's "Carrie" on many occasions. Look for a few surprise genre-related cameos sprinkled throughout the picture.

If you didn't see this one in theaters, and, odds are, you didn't, you owe it to yourself, as a Horror fan, to give this one a look. While the DVD extras were a bit of a disappointment, the movie itself, and the performances within, is not. I can easily name several other films made in 2009 that made a mockery of the Horror genre.

Happy New Year, and may all of your Horror take place onscreen!


 

- The BONE JANGLER


With Thanksgiving behind us, I'd just updated the color scheme, and changed the home pic, of Count Gore De Vol's "Fans Of Horror Hosts" Yahoo group to reflect the arrival of the true Christmas season. Then, the horrible news reached us that the incomparable Spanish Horror actor/writer/producer/director/sex symbol/icon Paul Naschy had crossed over into eternity. Immediately, I felt it my duty to change the photo to honor this man whose work has had, and will, without a doubt, continue to have, an immense effect on Horror fans worldwide.

Paul Naschy was born Jacinto Alvarez Molina in Madrid, Spain on September 6th, 1934. His father was Enrique Molina, a successful industrialist, and his mother was Pilar Alvarez. Naschy grew up in Spain, during the Fascist regime of Franco. His mother used to take him to the cinema to see movie serials, such as "Drums Of Fu Manchu." By the time young Jacinto turned eleven years old, he'd developed a serious fascination for genre films, and he managed to sneak into a screening of Universal's "Frankenstein Meets The Wolfman." While the film made a profound impact on the child, his first loves were still Westerns, and historical films.




As the boy grew into a young man, Jacinto's family pushed for him to pursue a profession more in line with their social standing. He studied architecture at the world renown School Of Architecture in Barcelona, Spain. There, Jacinto drew high marks for his artistic drawing abilities, and he would later go on to design album artwork for record companies Decca, and Columbia. He also created a comic book character "Snake-Black," and had paintings presented in numerous art exhibitions. Soon, he became an accomplished novelist, writing primarily Westerns, using the pseudonym "Jack Mills." Jacinto was also an outstanding athlete, competing in sports such as soccer, javelin throwing, and weight lifting. His athletic abilities were such that he set records in weight lifting, and took 3rd place in a Spanish national javelin competition.


Paul Naschy, a fan of Marlon Brando, finally made his film debut as an uncredited extra in 1960's "King Of Vikings." He'd appear in several more films, most often, again, as an uncredited extra, until 1968's "Las Noches Del Hombre Lobo." "Nights Of The Werewolf," the US title of this movie, marked the debut of "Waldemar Daninsky," a sort of European "Larry Talbot." Naschy served as writer on the picture, and his portrayal of "the Werewolf" became his signature movie role. No one seems to be certain if this movie was ever released, or even fully completed, and serves as a sort of Holy Grail for Naschy/"Daninsky" fans. Paul Naschy would eventually appear as "El Hombre Lobo/Daninsky" another 12 times, with the last appearance being in "Tomb Of The Werewolf" (2004).


Throughout Paul Naschy's film career, aside from "the Wolfman," he portrayed a number of other famous Horror characters, including Frankenstein's Monster, the Hunchback, Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde, the Phantom Of The Opera, Dr. Moreau, and even the Devil. This earned Naschy the nickname of "the Spanish Lon Chaney." Naschy worked in films, including voice work, until his death on November 30th, 2009. Nocturna and I have had the pleasure of hosting a handful of his films, and will, no doubt, host even more of them. Nocturna's good friend, writer/director/actor/musician Donald F. Glut, worked with Mr. Naschy on "Countess Dracula's Orgy Of Blood." Naschy's work, in my opinion, is unparalleled in the Horror genre, each performance a tour de force, filled with many a subtle nuance only associated with the very best in his chosen field. Like Vincent Price, for example, no can ever "replace" Paul Naschy.

 




Chances are, whether you realize it or not, if you're a true fan of Horror films, you've seen at least one of Paul Naschy's films. They are known by many titles, as the English translations, for most all of them are many. Again, Paul Naschy is best known for his portrayal of "the Werewolf," and those films involving the "Waldemar Daninsky" character are amongst his most enjoyable. I strongly recommend viewing "Assignment Terror," "The Werewolf Vs. The Vampire Women," "Doctor Jekyll And The Wolfman," and "Return Of The Werewolf." I have yet to see a Naschy movie that I haven't enjoyed.



"Waldemar Daninsky" has finally found peace. Coincidentally, as Nocturna pointed out to me, he died on the night of a (mostly) full moon. God bless Jacinto Alvarez Molina, and, thank you Paul Naschy.


       


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