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'MOM!'
Directed By; Patrick Rand
Produced By; Leon Dudevoir
'EPIC Productions'
Starring; JEANNE BATES, Stella Stevens,
Mary McDonough, Brion James, etc.
A Cassian Elwes Production
1990 DVD

Greetings once again, My Little 'Blood-Bags', from the 'Mother Of PAMELA-SCREAM', my how she's grown, & 'DOLLY-The Vicious, Killer Chi-Waa-Waa' and your 'Mother's Day Horror/Cult Hostess', DITA DIRT NAP!!!  This week' Mamma-Dirt Nap' helps you celebrate the afore mentioned holiday by bringing you a Special 'Hard-To-Find' Cult-horror Flick entitled, 'MOM!' Yes, DITA said 'Horror-Flick'! 'Mutha-Dirt Nap' & 'B.J.' first viewed this Film back in 1991 with long-time Friends; 'The Dil-Doe Lady', 'Chaille-Baby' & 'Dougie- Fresh' and loved it! Just take a peek at the cool, Culty Trailer of 'MOM!' and you'll see why!!! Simply click here Dear> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9B_t-L7ovY

See what I mean? Don't cha' just love it??? Now the wonderful Actress that plays the lead role of MOM, is none other than JEANNE BATES, Star of such films as; 'MARK OF THE VAMPIRE', and much, much more!!! Check out her excellent body of work in the 'cult & horror genres' , (she sings as well my Little 'Coffin-Creepers') only at; www.imdb.com

DITA highly suggests taking a gander at this great 'Jeanne Bates Tribute' video witch showcases said work & includes working alongside the great BELA LUGOSI, no foolin'! Too see this remarkable Actress's incredible Career in both Horror & Cult genres for decades. For that just Click here kiddo; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGy6FGGte0k

This culty horror-rific Film also includes Actress's STELLA STEVENS ('THE NUTTY PROFESSOR', 'POSIDEN ADVENTURE' ,etc.) (Another DITA-Fave!) & MARY McDONOUGH (TV's; 'THE WALTONS',etc.)! What a Cast & DITA hasn't even told you Storyline yet! Any-who, a Horror Film perfect for viewing this 'MOTHER'S DAY'!

As our Story starts out, the Mother (Jeanne Bates) lives on her own in a House but decides to take on Boarder either for extra money or companionship. Uh, that wuz her first mistake, hon! Now her son is a Local News Reporter who she adores cuz he visits her often witch u know all Mother's love! DITA forgot to mention that this strange, blind new Boarder had recently killed or shall I say attacked and eaten a local wood-be Bus Rider Lady before renting out a room with Dear old' MOM! Hmmmm? Why u may ask??? Cuz he's really a Vampire-Ghoul Guy, silly!

One night while said 'favorite Son' is not visiting her, MOM accidently knocks off 'Strange-guy's' glasses and........................all 'HELL' breaks loose!!! He of course bites her after a quick transformation into 'Monster-teeth Ghoul Guy' 'BUTT' does not eat her. Cuz he's kind of soft on ole' MOM. She quickly develops Super-strength and.............a craving for..................? Wait for it? Wait for it...........'Homeless People!' You see now poor, sweet kind, Turkey-basting, pie-making Mom now craves human-flesh too!

First she goes downtown w/'Strange-Guy', where they search for just the right homeless person to take to dinner, fatten up, and walk down a dark alley and............attack and feed on while on her knees all while wearing a nice Motherly Coat, scarf and of course pearls! W-H-A-T? She can't look Motherly while ghouling-out??? Meanwhile, her favorite Son, followed her to the scene, after he had become suspicious of Mom and her Creepy Boarder-Buddy, hanging out so late at night............and Downtown even. He is of course shocked and mortified and even loses his lunch in said dark Alley. She seems pretty normal to this 'Ghoul-Gal'. Oh, right, she would seem tame in the eyes of a fellow Ghoul. LOL

Anyway, the Son later confronts her, she admits it and they fight w/Strange-Guy and eventually kill him by fire. Hmmmmm? Needless to say, her Reporter son increases his visits to Mom's House. What for, u ask? To keep her from turning her neighbors & visitors into 'all-u-can-eat' buffets, uh, D-U-H! Her son, by the way is married to his newly pregnant wife played 'just-right' by Actress; MARY McDONOUGH ('The Walton's) who he is now super worried about cuz Ghoul's just love tasty em-bree-o's, babe! Too make a long Story Shorter and to also not tell the 'WHOLE' story, here are my 'DITA's THINGS-2LOOK-4 LIST' as follows;

* All Scenes where both Ghouls transform into 'SCARY MONSTERS'!!! Kudos to the Makeup Team on this film, especially the long, sharp pointy mega mouth full of fangs! ( Cool!)
* All MOM's Killing Scenes which include; a Meter Man, almost a 'Girl Scout' selling her infamous tasty cookies, a homeless man, a News Reporter Co-Worker of her Sons, a Sexy big-chested Hooker and sadly last but not least, one of her own close family members (not her son), and an attempt on an 'in-laws' life. Whew! For a 'Mom-Ghoul', that's some 'good-eatin'!!!
* Scene where MOM is locked up in her room with newly affixed Bars on the windows, peering out at the male installer on a ladder and 'LICKING' her lips! (Love it!)
* Scene with Girl-Scout, hmmmmm?
* Scene with MOM locked in her room howling demonically cuz she's hungry for somethin' 'SKANKY, big breasted & blonde!
* Scene with MOM being tied down to the bed by favorite Reporter son who just lost his job cuz of the 'time spent being his Mother's keeper' and 'Food-Patrol Warden'.
* Scene with the lovely & Sexy Actress; STELLA STEVENS playing a stacked, spilling out of her braz-eer top Hooker w/Leopard-Print Hooker Coat in tow. All her scenes are great and really are played to the hilt with sleazy perfection! ( Love her in almost anything w/Dean Martin, kids!!!)
* Scene where 'Hooter's-Gal' FINALLY goes upstairs to earn her pay with MOM!!!'
* End Scene with the Son, the Police Captain and pregnant Daughter-In-Law, etc. Really 'Hot-Stuff' in this cool end-slight twist scene!!!

Now for the 'EXTRAS' on this disc, witch are sadly only;
+ Original Theatrical Trailer
+ Scene Selection
+ Spanish, English and French, Subtitles.

Kooky in the Best way possible, except for some of the afore mentioned pacing. DITA enjoyed watching this Mother's Day fright flick w/heart, uh, a bloody ripped out heart strictly for snacking mind you, and gives it a Score of 2 and 1/2 SKULLS Out Of Almost 3!! A half a point wuz taken off for pacing only. 'DITA' does however highly recommend this hard-2-find Culty-Horror gem of a 'guilty-pleasure' witch u can own by Clicking on the 'DVD-Icon' Next to Dear old Mother DITA's Review!!! What wood a 'Mother's Day' be without a string of Pearls...................................................and 'B-L-O-O-D!!!

Don't forget to check out the 'RENFIELD' Rendering-Pic Of 'Mutha & Child w/Crib, simply entitled; 'MOTHER DIRT NAP & CHILD'; A DAY IN THE LIFE!' right here in 'DITA'S DEN' in color! KUDOS 'Ren!!!' Thank you to 'RENFIELD' and a Special Shout Out to all the MOTHER's out there..............uh, whatever u are!!! 'HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY' 2 YA!!!
DITA loves this little culty movie that could! The Cast is great & eclectic and the Storyline weird, Hon!

 

Until next Week,
'Chainsaw-Kisses',
DITA ( 'Stella Stevens Wanna-Be') DIRT NAP
(To see a great 'STELLA STEVENS VIDEO TRIBUTE' since speaking of, Just Click here Babe; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFCx1zTKPHc)

Please Contact Me; at DDN1965@LIVE.COM
Also as usual DITA says check out these 'points of interest' websites as follows;
www.legendfilms.com
www.scarymonstersmagazine.com
www.somethingweird.com
www.thenewbev.com
www.shockcinemamagazine.com
www.shoutfactory.com  ( They carry 'ELVIRA' & 'PEE WEE HERMAN's TV Shows and lots more!)
www.fangoria.com
www.elvira.com
www.vidiots.com
www.cinefilevideo.com
www.cinespia.org  (To follow the New Season of Films at the Infamous 'HOLLYWOOD FOREVER CEMETERY', Out-Door Movie-Series!)
www.electricduskdrivein.com  (Located in good ole' Downtown L.A., CA,)
www.radiohalloween.com 
www.facebook.com/DJDugGraves  (This is DITA's Friend; 'DUG GRAVES RADIO HORROR SHOW that airs every Friday night, Dear! DITA says; 'TUNE-IN', Hon!)

'This Review Dedicated to someone special to DITA's; 'MOMMY-DIRT NAP' AKA Della-Mae Dirt Nap!' 'HAPPY HAUNTED MOTHER'S DAY 2 YOU, and 'ALL' THE MOTHER'S OUT THERE!


'THE BEACH GIRLS AND THE MONSTER'
Directed By; Jon Hall
Produced By; Edward Janis
Starring; JON HALL, SUE CASEY, Kingsley-The Lion, etc.
Music By; Frank Sinatra Jr., etc.
Wade Williams Collection
Image Entertainment
DVD 1965

Hi Kids! It's me again, your 'Horror/Cult Babe', DITA DIRT NAP! In Honor of COUNT GORE's Hosting of this Film, I bring you 'THE BEACH GIRLS AND THE MONSTERS'!!! So grab your 'SUN-SCREAM', your hip-est sun shades and the nearest 'Blood Beach'- Ball.

Good thing that my 'HORROR/CULT DRIVE-IN''s not that far from this Beach,  my 'Little Seagull-droppings'.

'Derek; 'The Vamperic-Announcer' Interrupts ;  'Which Beach is that, may I ask?

' 'DITA' Responds; 'The one where 'THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE SURF', silly!!!' (A actual Song title in the Movie that DITA has on her 'water-proof' I-pod 'Play List', no foolin'!')

Let me start this Review of 'THE BEACH GIRLS AND THE MONSTER' with how it's listed in my favorite Book, 'CULT FLICKS AND TRASH PICS', still available on Amazon.com that describes this fun 'horror-beach romp' flick; (loosely transcribed);

THIS MOVIES ONE ON THE CUTTING EDGE OF GENRE BLENDING. IT CLOSELY MAINTAINS THE DEPTH AND PRODUCTION VALUES OF '60'S' BEACH BIMBO FARE. IT ALSO MANAGES TO GRAFT SUCCESSFULLY W/THE HEINOUS MONSTER FROM THE SEA GENRE TO PRODUCE A HYBRID HORROR WITH ACRES Of 'FLESH FOR FANTASY'. (Another Billy Idol song-reference for yoots!)

They took the words right outta' my skull! The DVD 'Tag-Line' reads; 'SURFER CHICKS AND SLIMY CHILLS!' To view exactly that, Click here for the 'Ultra-Campy' Trailer of  'T.B.G.A.T.M.';
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnlL4yKrD2s

See what I mean? 'Don't cha' just love it?'

This 'horror/beach flick' has everything DITA loves, bad over-acting, bad songs, except for 'Monster In The Surf' (Look for the Music Video of it Coming in Episode of 'Horror/Cult Drive-In', my 'little-spider bites'!')bizarre manic beach dancing, badly performed death scenes, weird/strange close-ups, fun/cheesy monster suit and cool 'MONDO-Camera work!!! Kudos 2 the Director JON HALL, for that!

Now for the fun/campy/culty Storyline; Oh, did I mention there's also lot's of 'heavy-petting' and making-out between these crazy-kids? Wildly gyrating teens inhabit beach. Scary/cheesy Monster starts teenage 'claw-killings' on said beach. Teens get scared but still inhabit said beach. Hmmm? Police start investigating. (Where's 'Kelton-The-Cop' when you need him?) 'Monster-In-The-Surf' continues 'claw-killing' rampage.  'UH-DUH!!!' Sexy-'M.I.L.F.-y' Step-Mother gives Step-son hard time cuz she's shallow & has no shame. Bitchy Step-Mom gets 'come-uppance', but how? Hmmmm??? Murdering-Monster gets found out and gets quickly involved in police-car chase, YES, 'Mamma- DIRT NAP' said 'car-chase'. (Who knew they let 'Beach-Monsters' take the Written Driver's Test at the 'D.M.V.'???)

The rest of this 'BLEACH BLANKET BLOOD BATH' (An obscure Unfinished 'ED WOOD' Movie reference for ya'.) you'll have to view for yourself babe, by Clicking on the 'DVD-Icon' next to Dear old' DITA's Review.  Or watch it hosted by Count Gore De Vol in The Lab!

Before you do that here are 'DITA's Things-2-Look-4' List ' in this cool/campy, beach fright flick;
*Any and all dancing Scenes. Best described as 'mondo-manic' & culty/fun! (Note; The famous 'at-the-time' 'WATUSI DANCING GIRLS' From L.A.'s 'WHISKEY A-GO-GO' are featured in the film. You know the place on the 'Sunset Strip' where I wuz murdered in my former life as 'Dancer/Street-Walker', 'ROX-ANNE REDLIGHT'! Just a bit of DITA Bio' Trivia, kids.)
* Any Murdering, Beach-Monster Scenes! Hilarious, but not meant to be! ('2-DIE-4' thinks DITA.)
*Make-Out Scenes. At one point 'Twin Guys' take turns smooching the same beach babe. (What.....a Puta! DITA wood know! Tee-hee.)
*Stock-footage in color of Surfers riding the waves. (DITA wood Edit them down. 'W-H-A-T?')
*Look for brunette beach girl sitting next to the guy with the guitar, she keeps shaking her 'bazooms' to the Song, ODDLY, I might add! (Love it anyway.)
* Beach scene with 'weird-limp' guy who gets blamed for a Beach-Monster Killing who knows later how to use a sharp object on said Monster.
* Fun scene where the Lion-Puppet, 'Kingsley' Introduces the song DITA likes most while teens sit around beach camp-fire, called 'THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE SURF'!!!
* DITA's favorite scene in the film done with 'mondo-weird/cool camera work' and 'Set-Up Shots'; where the 'M.I.L.F.-y' hot overtly, overly Sexy bitchy Step-Mom drunkenly makes her way down a hallway, choreographed sexy, stumbly steps Included, to only be attacked by her..........uh, by the......uh, oh, right, I n-e-v-e-r tell the near/ending of the movie, darlings!!! (Siento!)

Lastly & scares-ly, the Minuscule 'EXTRAS' on this 'bloody-beach towel' disc;
+Trailer (Thank goodness for small favors!)
+Scene Selection

Oh well, maybe 'Legend Films' will some day Colorize this culty little beach-horror gem and add more 'special features'. We can only hope. Also let me just say, if ED WOOD ever did a 'horror-themed beach flick', it wood probably look a lot like this one!

I, DITA DIRT NAP gives 'guilty-pleasure' beach monster flick '3 SKULLS OUT Of A 3 SKULLS' Score!!!

'SCARE-TAB-U-LUS!' Especially high Score for the 'Shades Of Ed Wood' Vibe, this picture has going for it! High marks in DITA's Book!!!  I should Host this 'Monster Flick as well! Hmmmm???

Well, as the Sun goes down on the culty, crashing waves at the Beach, why don't you head over to my 'Horror/Cult Drive-In' and take a look at these 'Horror-rific' 'DRIVE-IN PREVIEWS' (Of witch 'Horror Of Party Beach' from last Summer here in the 'DEN' is Included, just 4 u, by Clicking here; www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKMogXCYip4

'HUNGRY?' Then get to that Concession stand, before that Line gets to long. DITA wood race you there, BUT as you know, it's hard to run in my 'O.P.' Flip-Flops!!! Bet 'LADY-J.' could, though! Next week 'another' Beach-Horror Flick!

Till next week,
'CHAINSAW-KISSES',
DITA ('MONSTER-IN-MY-PANTS') DIRT NAP
{To see that Big '80's' Music Video, 'Monster In My Pants' By FRED SCHNEIDER Of 'THE B-52'S'}, just click here; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnO4gK_56g )

Scare-Mail appreciated at;
DDN1965@LIVE.COM

p.s. DITA also wants you to know that the Movie-Poster for; ''THE BEACH GIRLS AND THE MONSTER' is available on Amazon.com 11 x17 by Clicking on the 'Poster-Icon' next to Dear old DITA's Review!

 

 

 

 

As always Check out these DITA-Suggested sites as follows;
www.legendfilms.com
www.scarymonstersmagazine.com
www.thenewbev.com  (DITA & RENFIELD's Favorite Haunt in L.A, CA.)
www.vinelanddriveintheater.com
www.elvira.com
www.facebook.com/TheRealElvira
www.radiohalloween.com 
www.facebook.com/DJDugGraves  (Listen to DUG GRAVES Horror-Radio Show Every Friday Night, Hon!)


'MOMMY'
Directed & Written By; Max Allan Collins
Produced By; James K. Hoffmann
Lloyd Kaufman & Michael Herz Present; A NEO-NOIR Release
TROMA, INC. & TROMA TEAM VIDEO
'AN EAGLE ENTERTAINMENT RELEASE'
'M.A.C. Film Productions'
www.troma.com
Starring; PATTY McCORMACK ('THE BAD SEED', 'THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN', 'I REMEMBER MAMMA 'TV Series, 'RAW HIDE' TV Series, 'THE NEW BREED' TV Series, 'THE ROPERS' TV Series', 'FREDDY'S NIGHTMARE' TV Series', 'MURDER SHE WROTE TV Series, 'THE EXPLOSIVE GENERATION', 'BORN WILD', 'MINI SKIRT MOB', 'YOUNG RUNAWAYS', 'MOMMY 2-MOMMY'S DAY', William Castle's;' BUG',  'SATURDAY THE 14TH', Wes Craven's; 'INVITATION TO HELL', etc.),  JASON MILLER (THE EXORCIST'), Scream-Queen; 'BRINKE STEVENS' ('WITCH HOUSE', 'HOLLYWOOD HOT TUB SCREAM QUEENS', etc.), Michael Cornelison, MICKEY SPILLANE, SARAH JANE MILLER ('STAR TREK',etc.),  RACHEL LEMIEUX as Jessica-Ann.....Daughter of; 'MOMMY!'
1996 1Oth Anniversary Edition DVD (2019 Marks the 'now' 23rd Anniversary of this Horror-Film!)

Hi Kids & 'HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY' 2 ALL U FELLOW MUTHA's like me, uh, DITA DIRT NAP!' Mommy-Dearest Extordinaire!

Last year at this time 'MAMMA-DIRT NAP' Reviewed the Culty little Mother's Day-Fright Flick called; 'MOM!' So this year for the Special Day, DITA has searched 'high & low' for another Culty-fright flick and finally came up with the Low-Budget Horror-Film simply called; 'MOMMY!' Now my Little Spider-Bites, for those of you who remember or perhaps caught the 1950's Film; 'BAD SEED' on 'TCM UNDERGROUND''s scare-tastic Friday-nite Programming ( www.tcm.com ) know Child-Actress; PATTY McCORMACK played the 'Demon-Seed Child' to perfection and scared the Yell out Audiences who saw it!

Now as an Adult-Actress she's comes back playing an Evil-character who makes JOAN CRAWFORD's Mothering-Skills look tame, hon! To see what I mean, take a look at the Trailer for 2-Nite's Film; 'MOMMY' by Clicking here> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMvZgr6mo0g

See what I mean, Dear? Scary isn't she?

Any-who, this film is extremely low-budget but works due to a perfect Cast including 'New-Comer' at the time child-actress; RACHEL LEMIEUX. DITA loved this little Fright-Flick that could and it's fun Storyline of a way-overprotective Mom who offs anyone who gets in her way or bothers her daughter in any way, shape or form! This Role is perfect for Lead-Actress; 'PATTY McCORMACK' to slip into and harkens back to her Childhood Role in 'THE BAD SEED!' If you've never seen that Film then DITA highly recommends it! In fact, I'm willing to bet my own Daughter could play that Role perfectly in about 7 or 8 more years as 'LIL' DITA' is already showing signs of being a future Hell-ion! Takes after her Mother you know. To see the Trailer for 'BAD SEED' ,just Click here my little 'Coffin-Creepers'> http://youtu.be/4NWGyG4W5DI

See why she's perfect playing an all grown-up Version of that Character of Rhoda? A complete 'Holy-Terror!'

The Director of this little Culty Film; 'MAX ALLAN COLLINS also wrote it and deserves big-props for a job well-done! DITA DIRT NAP wood love to do an 'Online-Interview ' w/PATTY McCORMACK & MAX ALLAN COLLINS! So just contact Dear Old DITA at; DDN1965@LIVE.COM

W-H-A-T? You 'never' know who reads my Reviews, hon! This time though on my Review w/this fun little Film, DITA will not tell the full story, as not to ruin it for those wanting to purchase it, by Clicking on the 'DVD-Icon' of 'MOMMY' next to DITA's Review so as to watch it for yourself, as I say, it unrolls like a Mystery-Movie, kinda-sorta. DITA will say that I enjoyed the Vengeful-Storyline that starts with a Winning-Plack. Hmmmmmm? PATTY McCORMACK chews up the scenery in this film and more importantly has fun with the nicely-written Uber-Bitch MOM-Role! L-o-v-e her!!! Everyone in the Cast does a good job w/their Roles especially the young Actress; Rachel Lemieux who DITA would now like to see more of now as an young-adult! Hmmmm, also RACHEL LEMIEUX, if your out there, DITA would also love to be granted a 'Online-Interview' w/you as well! E-mail me hon!

Ahem, any-way, instead of divulging the Storyline of this Murderous Mommy, I will give you her 'KILLS' as Follows;
* First Kill of the disagreeable Teacher of her Daughter (who by-the-way wuz once on 'STAR TREK'.) She pushes her off a Ladder and may or may not have 'snapped-her-neck?" (Hmmmmm?)
* Next Kill; the Hoosier-ish Lady-Janitor who may of saw & heard too much. Death-By-Electrocution while on the job!
* Kill that involves MOMMY's New-Boyfriend.................or is he??? Shot in the chest in front of a Minor, in her bedroom possibly revealing shocking secrets. (Very interesting, wuz it covered up or swept under the rug?)
* Biggest 'Almost-Kill' witch takes place while on-the-lamb and in a Junk Yard of used and/or crashed car, complete with a junk-yard-dog with a taste for Mommy-meat! (what, DITA said 'Almost-Kill'. Hmmm? Someone gets killed here, Mizz DIRT NAP just won't reveal who or whom???)

As for the EXTRAs on this Anniversary-Disc, DITA urges you highly to watch them all! Here they are as follows, Ward, I mean Beaver,
I mean my little Blood-Bags;
+ 'MOMMY'-Media (Good stuff from Mary Hart from; 'Entertainment Tonight' (Happy Retirement by the way, Mary!), and various Entertainment Shows promoting the Film. (DITA loves this.)
+ 'MOMMY'-BLOOPERS'. (DITA's Favorite out of all the Extra's cuz it shows them having fun, even on such a serious subject-matter as Murder! Please watch and have your 'Ribs-Tickled' says DITA!)
+'PBS' DOCUMENTARY. ( Informative especially on info on how-to make-a-film on a very low-budget successfully in the Market Place, specifically on Cable like 'REELZ CHANNEL', etc.).
+ 'MAKING OF 'MOMMY' By; J. Rigler (Really let u in 'Behind-The-Scenes' to show how things are on the Set. DITA like-y!)
+PHOTO GALLERY. (Great Shots captured during Filming!)
+'MOMMY'; Trailer. (Love it kids!)
+'MOMMY 2';MOMMY'S DAY-Trailer. (Yes, Hon there is a Culty-Sequel too witch DITA will be Reviewing next Year on this same Holiday in May 2012!)
+ Audio-Only Features witch includes;
The Original Short-Story Read by; MAX ALLAN COLLINS. (Give it a Listen cuz it reminded DITA of the old-time Radio Shows!)
The Original Rock Soundtrack. ( Now how many times is something like this included as an Extra on a Disc? Not often.)
(Thanks for Including these 'Audio-Features Mr. Collins says; DITA!)
+Commentaries. 1996 Commentary w/Director; MAX ALLAN COLLINS, PATTY McCORMACK, RACHEL LEMIEUX, GREG BALLARD, PHIL DINGLEDEIN & JIM HOFFMANN. ( Excellent & as expected, informative and Entertaining! KUDOS says DITA!)
+2006 10TH Anniversary Commentary w/Director; MAX ALLAN COLINS & PHIL DINGLEDEIN.
+DVD Credits.

DITA loved watching this 'Mommy-On-A-Rampage' Horror-Romp simply entitled;' MOMMY' and gives it a Score of 2 1/2 SKULLS Almost 3 Out of a Perfect 3 Skulls Score! Get yours and see the whole Storyline unfold together w/your own Mommy! Just uh, leave the lights on and uh, a-hem, hide her gun. Last but not least, if you ever see Actress; PATTY McCORMACK at your Local Horror-Convention...............take it from DITA DIRT NAP, don't ask her too try and open your too-tight jar of peanut butter or what have you!!!
Trust me on this one kids! W-H-A-T? It's in the M-O-V-I-E!

 

 

 

Now DITA also wants to Suggest this other little-Cult Film from 'DITA-Fave'; JOHN WATERS- 'SERIAL MOM' witch you can get your own 'COLLECTOR'S EDITION' DVD 2nite as well by Simply Clicking to the Left of DITA's Review on that 'DVD-Icon'. To see the Cool ,Culty Mutha of a Trailer Starring; KATHLEEN TURNER, RICKKI LAKE & Dita-Fave; TRACI LORDS, just Click here> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut9GvlhB9f4

Now see why this Film is one of DITA's Favorites? Hex-celant Mother's Day Movie!!!

And lastly......Note to 'B.J.' and my Daughter; 'DITA'- Please for Satan's-Sake, do not let me find myself dinning at 'Mickey-D's' again with a fresh-flower corsage with my decapitated-head hand bag in hand going; 'This is the answer?'  What??? If you don't know you two better ask somebody? Uh, like Joan Rivers! 'WHAT BECOMES A SEMI-HORROR/CULT LEGEND MOST?' N-O-T 'MICKEY-D'S' on 'Mother's Day', that's for Damn sure! LOL!

Until next week when I bring you another Special-Mother's Day Review' of; MOM', starring; JEAN BATES!

'CHAINSAW-KISSES',
DITA ('S.N.L. MOTHER'S DAY' W/BETTY WHITE') DIRT NAP

(To see; BETTY WHITE Hosting A 'MOTHER'S DAY EDITION' of SNL-Opening Number, just Click below as follows; https://youtu.be/QOwF96MemvE  )

Contact me at; DDN1965@LIVE.COM

Also Check out these Other 'MOTHER's DAY' Horror Trailers;
https://youtu.be/9V4BzD0iiaI  (The Original 'MOTHER'S DAY'; Trailer 1980 witch DITA Reviewed many, many years ago here in the 'DEN!')
http://youtu.be/EhdAn-alJDI  ( 2011 'MOTHER'S DAY' Trailer)
http://youtu.be/RAbBRYT4PTI  ('MOM'; Trailer w/Jeanne Bates!)
https://youtu.be/iIALAE4TgPs  ('PICTURE MOMMY DEAD' with ZSA ZSA GABOR!)
https://youtu.be/UQuYDeI2gps ('I DISMEMBER MAMMA' Starring; GERI REISCHEL aka FAKE-JAN! DITA loves it!)

As usual Check out these DITA-Suggested sites as follows;
www.legendfilms.com
www.scarymonstersmagazine.com
www.shoutfactory.com  (Excellent DVD Selections, Babe!)
www.fakejan.com 
www.tromadance.com
www.elvira.com 
www.somethingweird.com  (Great Culty DVD'S, etc.!)
www.shockcinemamagazine.com
www.cinespia.org 
www.cinefamily.org 
www.fangoria.com
www.vinelanddriveintheater.com  (Best in LA., CA.)
www.bossip.com  (One of DITA's Favorite Sites for Entertainment Gossip in the African-American Community!)
www.mediatakeout.com  (Another one of DITA's Favorite's for Celebrity-Gossip as well!)
www.facebook.com/pattymccormack
www.xangohenry.com 
www.radiohalloween.com
www.facebook.com/DJDugGraves  (Listen to DUG GRAVES Horror-Radio Show Every Friday Night, Hon!)
www.thenewbev.com  (Tonight in Hollyweird, CA. Attend a MIDNIGHT-Screening of JOHN WATERS; 'SERIAL MOM' Starring-KATHLEEN TURNER , just in time for 'MOTHER'S DAY!"

'THIS REVIEW DEAD-ICATED TO; DITA's MOMMY; IDELLA DIRT NAP IN ST. LOUIS, MO.!!!' Thanks for all you do, 10-Fold!


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Creature Feature D. Dyszel 2019
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Dick Dyszel - Voice Actor